Sitpidbud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever dragon.

Sitpidbud created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitpidbud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sitpidbud, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sitpidbud's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sitpidbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sitpidbud.

5. Retreat if three turtles approach from the south.