Flanminyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless fairy.

Flanminyarp created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanminyarp, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanminyarp, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flanminyarp's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Flanminyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear white tights.