Xuckhivnat Pakmonmet Ladlargboss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish clam.

Xuckhivnat Pakmonmet Ladlargboss created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xuckhivnat Pakmonmet Ladlargboss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xuckhivnat Pakmonmet Ladlargboss, he will strike you with lightening.

Xuckhivnat Pakmonmet Ladlargboss' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Xuckhivnat Pakmonmet Ladlargboss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five snakes approach from the east.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xuckhivnat Pakmonmet Ladlargboss.