Bimcissveglarprutzod is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful grasshopper.

Bimcissveglarprutzod created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimcissveglarprutzod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bimcissveglarprutzod, he will turn you into a frog.

Bimcissveglarprutzod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bimcissveglarprutzod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five mites approach from the east.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from green voles for they are unholy.