Stipyik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful gerbil.

Stipyik created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stipyik, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stipyik, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stipyik's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Stipyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Respect your elders.