Yattrapgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ruthless crow.

Yattrapgup created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattrapgup, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yattrapgup, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yattrapgup's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yattrapgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Yattrapgup must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Yattrapgup in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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