Megjenarpsatcanwabmob is a god.

She takes the form of a small, resourceful dove.

Megjenarpsatcanwabmob created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megjenarpsatcanwabmob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Megjenarpsatcanwabmob, she will think nothing of it.

Megjenarpsatcanwabmob's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Megjenarpsatcanwabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear turquoise scarves.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear tights.