Lakgebbat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, proud warg.

Lakgebbat created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakgebbat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lakgebbat, he will turn you into a mole.

Lakgebbat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lakgebbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to tapirs while wearing cyan scarves.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near capybaras while wearing yellow shoes and balancing eight gold spheres on your hands.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.