Nardidcun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving dugong.

Nardidcun created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nardidcun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nardidcun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nardidcun's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nardidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nardidcun's name in vain.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Fast once a month.