Padvadbit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak troll.

Padvadbit created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padvadbit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Padvadbit, he will turn you into a duck.

Padvadbit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Padvadbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan stockings.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. You must pray to Padvadbit four times a day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padvadbit.