Lapcappop is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited chinchilla.

Lapcappop created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapcappop, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lapcappop, it will turn you into a frog.

Lapcappop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Lapcappop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Lapcappop in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide from purple frogs for they are unholy.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not keep six mice in a large pit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.