Lapcappop is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, conceited
chinchilla.
Lapcappop created the universe nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lapcappop, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Lapcappop, it will turn you into a frog.
Lapcappop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Lapcappop's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Lapcappop in the centre of the settlement.
2. Hide from purple frogs for they are unholy.
3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not keep six mice in a large pit.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.