Kikkemzod Ingfobpag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, intelligent goose.

Kikkemzod Ingfobpag created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Kikkemzod Ingfobpag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kikkemzod Ingfobpag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kikkemzod Ingfobpag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Kikkemzod Ingfobpag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about dark energy near capybaras while wearing cyan tights and balancing four iron spheres on your face.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Do not listen to music.
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