Omtbasscuss is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, quiet
swan.
Omtbasscuss created an atom nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Omtbasscuss, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Omtbasscuss, she will have a low opinion of you.
Omtbasscuss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Omtbasscuss' Holy Commandments1. Never mention sharks.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not wear titanium on your body.
5. Do not speak about onions.