Genwatnar is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever zebra.

Genwatnar created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genwatnar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Genwatnar, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Genwatnar's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Genwatnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Genwatnar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat peas.