Pinkabpib Tikyamgarjan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane naga.

Pinkabpib Tikyamgarjan created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pinkabpib Tikyamgarjan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pinkabpib Tikyamgarjan, it will turn you into a rat.

Pinkabpib Tikyamgarjan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pinkabpib Tikyamgarjan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pinkabpib Tikyamgarjan.

2. Never laugh near tapirs.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing green shorts and balancing six zinc spheres on your face.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.
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