Kadkikbudged is a god.

It takes the form of a large, blissful dryad.

Kadkikbudged created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Kadkikbudged, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kadkikbudged, it will think nothing of it.

Kadkikbudged's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kadkikbudged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near whales while wearing purple tights and balancing four aluminium spheres on your arms.