Xemveg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful porpoise.

Xemveg created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemveg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Xemveg, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Xemveg's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Xemveg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven rats approach from the east.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Retreat if eight mice approach from the north.