Xemveg is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful
porpoise.
Xemveg created the Milkyway four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xemveg, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Xemveg, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Xemveg's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Xemveg's Holy Commandments1. Run away if seven rats approach from the east.
2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.
5. Retreat if eight mice approach from the north.