Rawstipkemlop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, moody donkey.

Rawstipkemlop created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawstipkemlop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawstipkemlop, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rawstipkemlop's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rawstipkemlop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.