Cibgumbim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair hippopotamus.

Cibgumbim created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibgumbim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cibgumbim, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cibgumbim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cibgumbim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never write about galaxies.
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