Stancumdon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless frog.

Stancumdon created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Stancumdon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stancumdon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stancumdon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Stancumdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not take Stancumdon's name in vain.