Omingamhin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciless warg.

Omingamhin created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omingamhin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Omingamhin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Omingamhin's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Omingamhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never write about planets.