Panpibdad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing jaguar.

Panpibdad created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panpibdad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Panpibdad, it will turn you into a rock.

Panpibdad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Panpibdad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Panpibdad.

2. Run away if three dolphins approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Hide if nine goats approach from the west.

5. Never look at stars.