Kanbotlan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humane warg.

Kanbotlan created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Kanbotlan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kanbotlan, he will turn you into a dog.

Kanbotlan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kanbotlan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kanbotlan.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kanbotlan.

4. Run away if six birds approach from the north.

5. Do not keep seven dolphins in a large pit.