Hingenhotbem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent lion.

Hingenhotbem created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hingenhotbem, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hingenhotbem, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hingenhotbem's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hingenhotbem's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hingenhotbem.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hingenhotbem in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.