Sidnilbut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous turtle.

Sidnilbut created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidnilbut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sidnilbut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sidnilbut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sidnilbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always take life seriously.