Canfidkad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow wasp.

Canfidkad created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canfidkad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Canfidkad, he will turn you into a worm.

Canfidkad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Canfidkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Do not commit murder.
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