Dunsigvan Dogdot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, smart cat.

Dunsigvan Dogdot created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunsigvan Dogdot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunsigvan Dogdot, it will remove you from existence.

Dunsigvan Dogdot's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dunsigvan Dogdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Never mention dogs.
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