Himbuslog Sigwodrip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered armadillo.

Himbuslog Sigwodrip created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Himbuslog Sigwodrip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himbuslog Sigwodrip, he will destroy your favourite star.

Himbuslog Sigwodrip's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Himbuslog Sigwodrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Himbuslog Sigwodrip must be the most important thing in your life.