Wat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic octopus.

Wat created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Wat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Wat on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Wat.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.