Wat is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic
octopus.
Wat created the solar system three million years ago.
If you believe in
Wat, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Wat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Wat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Wat's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dwarf planets.
2. Never think about optics.
3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Wat on top of all buildings.
4. Worship no other gods but Wat.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.