Tenranlap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm dolphin.

Tenranlap created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenranlap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tenranlap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tenranlap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tenranlap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must pray to Tenranlap four times a day.

3. Always obey Tenranlap's priests.

4. Tenranlap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.