Flowgebkom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish narwhal.

Flowgebkom created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowgebkom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flowgebkom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flowgebkom's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flowgebkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never feed peanuts to tapirs while wearing black trousers.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.