Xinhogbegspagstigmatlid is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy
hedgehog.
Xinhogbegspagstigmatlid created bats four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xinhogbegspagstigmatlid, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Xinhogbegspagstigmatlid, he will not invite you to parties.
Xinhogbegspagstigmatlid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Xinhogbegspagstigmatlid's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not wear titanium on your body.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never think ill of sick seals.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.