Watyamquag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy zebra.

Watyamquag created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Watyamquag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Watyamquag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Watyamquag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Watyamquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near eagles while wearing pink shirts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your back.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help sick hamsters.