Ruttsafjad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, competent hydra.

Ruttsafjad created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsafjad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttsafjad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ruttsafjad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ruttsafjad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Ruttsafjad loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.