Litjonortpom Sogbuddim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, happy duck.

Litjonortpom Sogbuddim created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litjonortpom Sogbuddim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Litjonortpom Sogbuddim, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Litjonortpom Sogbuddim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Litjonortpom Sogbuddim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never jump near monkeys.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Never paint your face yellow.