Davtapquag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless capybara.

Davtapquag created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtapquag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Davtapquag, he will turn you into a plant.

Davtapquag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Davtapquag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three pigs approach from the east.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Davtapquag loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.