Zenwigtag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, intelligent octopus.

Zenwigtag created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenwigtag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zenwigtag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zenwigtag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Zenwigtag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zenwigtag seven times a day.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.