Tigwodven is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, capable dragon.

Tigwodven created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigwodven, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tigwodven, it will turn you into a duck.

Tigwodven's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tigwodven's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigwodven.

4. You must love Tigwodven.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.