Dutganhug is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, contented wolf.

Dutganhug created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutganhug, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dutganhug, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dutganhug's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dutganhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Worship no other gods but Dutganhug.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.