Vilhasvogquart is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, resourceful hedgehog.

Vilhasvogquart created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilhasvogquart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vilhasvogquart, he will make you grow a tail.

Vilhasvogquart's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vilhasvogquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to mites while wearing turquoise tights.

2. Run away from fawn mice, for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.