Govpaksin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous troll.

Govpaksin created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govpaksin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Govpaksin, she will be very unhappy.

Govpaksin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Govpaksin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed figs to porpoises while wearing hats.