Tomwapwot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able parrot.

Tomwapwot created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Tomwapwot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tomwapwot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tomwapwot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tomwapwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near whales while wearing black shoes and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Tomwapwot's name in vain.