Stragrigpig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured wren.

Stragrigpig created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragrigpig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stragrigpig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stragrigpig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Stragrigpig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Stragrigpig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Stragrigpig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.