Ganlibhun Fumcubhas is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, loving pigeon.

Ganlibhun Fumcubhas created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganlibhun Fumcubhas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ganlibhun Fumcubhas, it will laugh at you.

Ganlibhun Fumcubhas' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ganlibhun Fumcubhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing violet corsets and balancing nine iron spheres on your legs.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Ganlibhun Fumcubhas on top of important buildings.