Baggubmob is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic centaur.

Baggubmob created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Baggubmob, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Baggubmob, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Baggubmob's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Baggubmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Always obey Baggubmob's priests.