Nellcabdogsabdosslig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent fly.

Nellcabdogsabdosslig created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellcabdogsabdosslig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nellcabdogsabdosslig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nellcabdogsabdosslig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nellcabdogsabdosslig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near swans while wearing orange shirts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your feet.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.