Dussvoltin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, wise jackal.

Dussvoltin created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Dussvoltin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dussvoltin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dussvoltin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dussvoltin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Dussvoltin on top of important buildings.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.