Tigcepstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful wren.

Tigcepstrag created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigcepstrag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tigcepstrag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tigcepstrag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tigcepstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.