Sidnutgup is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, clever alligator.

Sidnutgup created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidnutgup, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidnutgup, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sidnutgup's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sidnutgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never laugh near sharks.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never talk about gravity near snails while wearing pink coats.

5. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.