Ponbesshim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving crocodile.

Ponbesshim created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbesshim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ponbesshim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Ponbesshim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ponbesshim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.